宣传他是海豹六队的成员”“甚至还有一套从黑鹰直升机上绳降的照片，要不是我很确定没有真的海豹队员会二到把这些放到FB上去的话连我都信了”——参与调查的海豹部队技术人员（少校），黑鹰直升机是被软件加到背景里的，上帝保佑，还以为这名少年的无知只是在装傻所以继续逼供……最后这名少年被整整一个排的真海豹部队救了出来，我们发现了一个被仔细造假的个人档案。
并作为重要收获将其送至也门、少年在一个地下室受到严x拷打，不过没料到，什么都招了招了可还是没说出半点儿有价值的美军情报，Charles Aimes“These shit-brained keyboard commandos think it’s really cool and bad-ass to act like special operations forces,” said Chief John, “They don’t seem to be down with ****ing reality where terrorists are actively trying to carry out reprisals against us.”“这些脑子进屎的键盘突击队认为宣传自己是特种部队成员很好玩”“他们似乎傻到意识不到恐怖分子正在试图打击报复我们”——Chief John（参与营救任务的队员）“It probably seemed like all fun and games for him in Call Of Duty,” said Team Commander Lieutenant Andy, “Though shit gets real pretty ****ing fast when some asshole goes to clamp a pair of booster cables to your junk… ”“可能对他来说装兵很好玩，恐怖份子因此认定他是受过专业特殊训练的突击队成员，万万没想到由于过于逼真和惹眼竟然引起了"基地"组织在美国的下属团体的注意、这些成员通过技术手段定位了他的上网地点将其绑架。
很快有人找上门来给他的小鸡鸡接上电夹了”参与此次营救任务的海豹队员Andy如是说，在Facebook上把自己描述成一个海豹六队的退役队员、他在网上晒了很多专业用语和训练内幕以及他‘训练和执行任务’时的照片，下面是把他救出来的海豹部队说的话：“When we checked Mr. Munroe’s Facebook, we discovered an extensively crafted profile outlining him as being a member of the dissolved SEAL Team Six,” said Lieutenant Commander Charles Aimes. “It even came with a full set of pictures including one fast-roping out of a Blackhawk helicopter, which on closer observation was actually hi***iding down a playground fire pole in air soft garb with a Blackhawk photoshopped into the background. It would have had even me convinced except for that fact that I know that no real Navy SEAL is ****ing dumb enough to put this on Facebook.”“当我们检查Munroe先生的Facebook主页时，如果你仔细看的话可以看出是他从WG场地的一根爬杆上往下滑，人还活着，一个只玩过使命召唤跟打过WG的17岁美国宅男。
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